UFC Ill Will

Nice fight evening, I thought. Particularly since I call 'em all right. Wanderlei -- you've got to vote for "Vander", don't you? And BJ. And Machato.

Oh, and that Ortiz-Machato fight -- nice, or what? (And now my mind boggles as I'm trying to figure if I've spelled it right.)

Tito: "Hold still and let me hit you."
LM: "Sorry, homey, us carodee guys don't do that. We got these things called maia and angles -- let me show you how they work. See? You hit, I ain't there."
Tito: "That's not fair! Hold still so I can hit you!"
LM: "Well, here. Try this kick to the head instead. Does that feel fairer?"

Then your favorite commentator: "And Lyota just spins out of the hold Tito has on him! How does he do that?!!" Er, well. Yeah. It's on of those carodee things.

Personally, I thought it was a good evening of fighting. But then, I'm just a carodee guy.